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The book of police jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one police joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many police jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do police wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A police officer and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The police officer turned to his wife and said: \"When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.\" \"Why would you want me to do that?,\" asked his wife. \"I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,\" replied the police officer. The police officer's spouse said: \"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?\" *** Did you hear about the police officer who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: \"Put on two coats.\" *** Why do police officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sb-details\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mark-geoffrey-young-books\"\u003eMark Geoffrey. 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In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Belgian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Belgian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Belgian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Belgian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Belgians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Belgian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Belgian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Belgian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: \"Put on two coats.\" *** Why do Belgians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sb-details\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mark-geoffrey-young-books\"\u003eMark Geoffrey. 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In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Payroll Clerk Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Payroll Clerk Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Payroll Clerk joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Payroll Clerk jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Payroll Clerks wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Payroll Clerk and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. 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