{"product_id":"the-i-cant-believe-i-dont-have-a-boyfriend-more-romantic-tragedies-of-a-drama-king-2-patch-simmons-2","title":"The I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend: More Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King: 2 (Patch Simmons, 2)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs\" -\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003eJameela Jamil on \u003ci\u003eThe Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eReaders loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 'Absolutely love this book' - 5 star review\u003cbr\u003e 'Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch's mind all day, every day.' - 5 star review\u003cbr\u003e 'Extremely funny YA' - 5 star review\u003cbr\u003e 'Funny and sweet and so real. I cannot recommend this book enough! If you want to swoon and laugh, read it!' - 5 star review\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eGet ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch \u003ci\u003ebasically\u003c\/i\u003e has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge . . . keeping him.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eHere's the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realise that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate I found out at they both fancy me! Although they haven't told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn't make it up! And I really promise I haven't.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eAm I in a relationship with Sam?\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHave Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eIs it possible to wear too much moisturiser?\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e'Funny and full of heart, Patch is up there with the great whingers Adrian Mole, Georgia Nicolson, and Bridget Jones.' -- Monica Heisey, bestselling author of Really Good, Actually\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e 'Nothing short of perfect, a joy from start to finish. Patch is Gen Alpha's Adrian Mole.' -- Rebecca Humphries\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e 'Funny, voicey and fresh. Patch makes Georgia Nicolson seem demure and composed' -- Elle McNicoll\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sb-details\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublished:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 368\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e First Ink\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9781035049233\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Trevaldwyn, Harry","offers":[{"title":"Very Good — £754.80","offer_id":48001184759985,"sku":"SB-1035049236-C2","price":754.8,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0618\/2669\/5345\/files\/1035049236.jpg?v=1790988936","url":"https:\/\/sellbooks.co.uk\/products\/the-i-cant-believe-i-dont-have-a-boyfriend-more-romantic-tragedies-of-a-drama-king-2-patch-simmons-2","provider":"Sell Books .co.uk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}