I was the nicest guy in the world. The kind of guy who gives up his seat for women who aren�t even pregnant. And all it had got me was a dead-end job, a crappy apartment and a dog that treated me as its bitch.
So one day I decided to become a totally different man. A rock-hard alpha male who fights to win, makes his own rules and doesn�t know the word sorry. An asshole.
The worst thing? It worked!
Here you�ll discover my revolutionary programme for assholism, including:
� Essential body language � don�t smile, unless others are in pain
� Workplace etiquette � taking credit for everything, except mistakes
� Diet and exercise � the power of red meat, energy drinks and hitting below the belt
� Relationships � how to avoid getting burned, even if your wife is a trained chef (like mine)
� Feelings � the only luxury you can�t afford
This is the story of my journey into jerkhood.
It is my story of glory.
Genre: Biography & memoir, Humour
Format: Paperback
Published: 2008
Pages: 256
Publisher: Penguin Adult
ISBN: 9780141031057