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Lesbian Sex Haiku Book(with Cats!), The
Format: Hardback
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Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) is a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, and aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action.
From lesbian pick-up lines:
Pronounce Annie Proulx's
name correctly—watch lady's
cargo pants fall off.
To icebreaker haiku for first dates:
It has been MANY
years, but I'm not done griping
about The L Word.
To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex:
It's like straight sex but
afterwards we ask ourselves,
"We just had sex, right?"
Lesbian sex is
like water polo—no one
really knows the rules.
This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.
Genre: Humour, Form
Format: Hardback
Published: 2016
Pages: 160
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 9781250072641
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Condition Descriptions
Our conditions mean the following:
- New - a brand new book
- Almost New - appears new but is actually secondhand.
- Very Good - only minor imperfections such as minor scuffs to edge or cover or a price written in pencil or shop sticker.
- Standard Secondhand - Clearly been read before, but not too bad. We do not recommend these for gifting. Spines usually creased. Could also include creases or folds to cover, some writing such as in the cover or elsewhere, underlining or highlighting, but might not do. Possibly some stains or marks. Similar in general to books in any secondhand shop or charity shop.
- Poor Condition - Usually this will have a specific problem such as writing inside, water damage, missing dust jacket, heavy staining, large creases or cuts. These are readable copies but not nice ones. On other websites this condition is called 'Acceptable' or 'Fair' , but we want to be more honest.
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