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Noah Could Never

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"Side-splitting comedy" - The Guardian "Refreshingly positive...sure to leave you with a smile on your face." - OK Magazine

Noah's back, and more bananas!

He and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but is Noah ready for the difference?

It's no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre Victoire, who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile, Noah's paired up with a girl ... who, most outrageously, is not even French.

But that's not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and he can't tell if it's because

  • his dad and secret half-brother, Eric, have made off with his gran's fake diamonds;
  • because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions from Russia;
  • or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noah's house in the midst of a knock-down, bare-knuckled drag feud.

Will Noah ever catch a break?!

  • One of the UK's leading writers of LGBTQ+ teen fiction, Simon James Green is the author of Alex in Wonderland, Gay Club and the Noah Can't Evenbooks.
  • A perfect next read for fans of Heartstoppersand Adam Silvera
  • Simon's book You're The One That I Wantwon the Bristol Teen Book Award 2022& has been shortlisted for the YA Book Awardin association with Edinburgh International Book Festival 2022

PRAISE FOR NOAH CAN'T EVEN(book 1)

'I loved Noah's voice: warm, loveable, awkward'.The Bookseller

'Slapstick but wonderfully funny'Jewish Chronicle

'A debut I very much loved' Juno Dawson, author of The Gender Games and role model for Stonewall UK

'Sweet, barmy, charming, unexpectedly romantic delight of a YA novel. I smiled the whole way through.' Lisa Williamson, author of The Art of Being Normal

Genre: Children's non-fiction, Family
Format: Paperback
Published: 2018
Pages: 416
Publisher: Scholastic
ISBN: 9781407180021

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Our conditions mean the following:

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  • Poor Condition - Usually this will have a specific problem such as writing inside, water damage, missing dust jacket, heavy staining, large creases or cuts. These are readable copies but not nice ones. On other websites this condition is called 'Acceptable' or 'Fair' , but we want to be more honest.
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