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Sign Language 2More Travels in Unfortunate English from the Readers of The Telegraph (Telegraph Books)

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Would you take your toothache to a dentist called Wong Kwee Mau? Dine out at Cafe Buck Butt? Or book a cruise with Turismo Titanic? No? Perhaps you prefer to travel with Git Holidays then...?

These are just a few of the many baffling, alarming and unwittingly amusing signs spotted by readers of the Telegraph whilst trotting the globe. Others range from the bizarre - 'accomodation facilities in a pan of fresh' - to the surprisingly honest - Chancy Investments - or, in the case of menus, the stomach-churningly revolting: anyone for 'bottom sauce with yogurt'?

And, of course, no collection of funny signs would be complete without a healthy dose of smut and innuendo.

Author: The Telegraph (all their books in stock)
Genre: Humour, Form
Format: Hardback
Published: 2015
Pages: 160
Publisher: Aurum Press
ISBN: 9781781310205

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