Description -- Title Page -- Acknowledgements -- Contents -- TILL IT RUNS CLEAR -- Simone's Cookie -- Whitechapel -- Equus -- Brandade de Morue -- Against Fucking -- Rescuing Schrödinger's Cat -- Autism -- With a Cold Snap Clutching -- So Glad I'm Me -- Passing Pond Road -- Kissing Edwin Morgan -- Halfway Through the Year of the Horse -- Bliss -- Sehelleyan Orphan Trio -- Helleborine -- Century Flower -- Humroot -- Lily of the Valley -- Union Mild Etch -- Caliban Upon Settee / Dawn at Nikita's -- Nikita's Wedding Dress -- Our Children -- Roddy Lumsden -- Simone's Carouself -- A SOFT LEVIATHAN -- Jim Steinman / Jonesy -- Coldplay / Foreplay -- Willie Dixon / Safe -- 'F Troop' / Brotherhood -- 'Romeo and Juliet Are Drowning' / Beware Greeks -- Back-up Flats -- WITH ALL OF YOUR MIGHT -- 'The Night Has a Thousand Eyes' / Wader Swarm -- Agnetha Fältskog in 1976 / Butterscotch -- 'Straight to Hell' / 'Thou art inclin'd to sleep' -- A Band With Only Ten Good Songs -- 'I Wanna Testify' / Michael Donaghy -- On the Death of Cilla Black -- June Tabor Moving Room to Room -- Alan Vega Brooding, Hotel Chelsea -- Buying Shoes for Alex Chilton -- Elvis Presley -- In Bath with Madonna -- Ghost Giraffes / Nico -- Robin Holcomb Writes 'Like I Care' -- 'What Difference Does It Make?' / Maybe -- 'Even If My Mind Can't Tell You' / Jupitus Wakes -- Remember to Kick It Over -- Rock Chicks / Double Decker -- So Much Synth (Mix Tape, Slight Return) -- 'Tender Object' / Cats on Windowsill -- KIPPERS AND GLITTER -- The Hoopoe -- Bella # 16 -- Bella #19 -- The Perfect Kiss -- Musette / Cilice -- Simple Dish / Speedboat -- Caramac / Grand Romance -- Hate -- Work Crush -- Baby's Cute and Mummy Too -- False Flags / Khaki -- Elba -- My Kleos -- May '15 EP -- Through Vicarage Avenue -- Cameron -- At The Standard -- Hoverfly -- Halfway Through the Year of the Goat.