"Gogglebox's Wiltshire couple Giles and Mary are much enjoyed by viewers for their wry observations and their distinctive interior landscape of William Morris willow-pattern matching fabric and wallpaper. Both are writers, and in The Diary of Two Nobodies we get to live with them for a year. We soon learn that one of Giles' key skills is his highly developed ability to annoy. For instance, paying for services with pound coins, slowly dispensed one by one from a novelty coin dispenser, usually gets a rise from the payee, and discordant whistling around the house is a hit with Mary. Other areas of dissension during what Mary calls thirty years of provocation include class, Mary's drawn upwards, Giles down, and food - Giles favours scraps, whereas Mary has stated on national television that she would like her ashes to be scattered in Waitrose. Giles sees himself as a cross between Mr Bean and Basil Fawlty, while Mary identifies with the Queen. In The Diary of Two Nobodies they each chronicle their domestic highs and lows with wit and candour, and across the divide, which Giles says is sometimes reminiscent of Brexit and Remain, it seems that opposites do, indeed, attract."--Publisher.