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The I Can't Believe I Don't Have a BoyfriendMore Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King: 2 (Patch Simmons, 2)
by Harry Trevaldwyn
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"The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs" - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King
Readers loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors!
'Absolutely love this book' - 5 star review
'Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch's mind all day, every day.' - 5 star review
'Extremely funny YA' - 5 star review
'Funny and sweet and so real. I cannot recommend this book enough! If you want to swoon and laugh, read it!' - 5 star review
Get ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge . . . keeping him.
Here's the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realise that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate I found out at they both fancy me! Although they haven't told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn't make it up! And I really promise I haven't.
So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:
- Am I in a relationship with Sam?
- Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?
- Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser?
'Funny and full of heart, Patch is up there with the great whingers Adrian Mole, Georgia Nicolson, and Bridget Jones.' -- Monica Heisey, bestselling author of Really Good, Actually
'Nothing short of perfect, a joy from start to finish. Patch is Gen Alpha's Adrian Mole.' -- Rebecca Humphries
'Funny, voicey and fresh. Patch makes Georgia Nicolson seem demure and composed' -- Elle McNicoll
Format: Paperback
Published: 2026
Pages: 368
Publisher: First Ink
ISBN: 9781035049233
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Our conditions mean the following:
- New - a brand new book
- Almost New - appears new but is actually secondhand.
- Very Good - only minor imperfections such as minor scuffs to edge or cover or a price written in pencil or shop sticker.
- Standard Secondhand - Clearly been read before, but not too bad. We do not recommend these for gifting. Spines usually creased. Could also include creases or folds to cover, some writing such as in the cover or elsewhere, underlining or highlighting, but might not do. Possibly some stains or marks. Similar in general to books in any secondhand shop or charity shop.
- Poor Condition - Usually this will have a specific problem such as writing inside, water damage, missing dust jacket, heavy staining, large creases or cuts. These are readable copies but not nice ones. On other websites this condition is called 'Acceptable' or 'Fair' , but we want to be more honest.
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