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The Wit And Wisdom Of Reality TV

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THE WIT AND WISDOM OF REALITY TV will include the famous and, more importantly, the infamous quotes from six years of reality TV shows. Who can forget such characters as Jade and Helen from BIG BROTHER or Paul Dannan from CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND? Marvel again at the shear cringe-worthy bitchiness and dumb and dumberer quotes from Britain's best:

General Knowledge¿
'Who composed Beethoven's 5th symphony?'
'Ummm ¿ Errrrr ¿' Lady Isabella Hervey, CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND

On Politics¿
'I don't eat hummus anymore since they named a terrorist organisation after it.' Vanilla Ice, THE FARM

On Geography¿
'Have they got seasides in Birmingham?' JADE, BB3

The book not only provides lots of laugh-out-loud funnies, but includes a countdown of reality TV's top 25 insults and boy, are they good. This book belongs in every loo in the land ¿ a bit like some of the contestants.

Genre: Humour collections & anthologies
Format: Hardback
Published: 2005
Pages: 138
Publisher: Orion
ISBN: 9780752875187

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  • Poor Condition - Usually this will have a specific problem such as writing inside, water damage, missing dust jacket, heavy staining, large creases or cuts. These are readable copies but not nice ones. On other websites this condition is called 'Acceptable' or 'Fair' , but we want to be more honest.
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